With 98% Win Uhuru Joins League of Untoubles, See List


By Tony Ontita

#CelebrationSato – Ladies and gentlemen, pliz put your hands together and join me in congratulating UK for joining the league of leaders who win in almost 99% landslides , like

Mugabe: 100%
Nkurunziza: 100%
Bashir: 99%
Kagame: 99%
UK: 98% & counting!

– Gurbanguly Berdimuhamedov of Turkmenistan, Bashar al-assad of Syria, Saddam Hussein (before they hang the poor popular sod) and Kim Jong I’ll-F***-You-Up of North Korea.
We are now a proud new member of the ‘Dettol Democracies’ of the world

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